tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

8 hours ago + 94947 REBLOG

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

- Five things I am trying very hard to accept  (via peachringslushie)

(Source: aumoe)

21 hours ago + 106305 REBLOG i feel like i really really need this right now

baconat0r:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

From Pornstache to Fuckmesideways with just one razor.

Damn… He’s actually good looking without the pornstache.

(Source: spilled-weed)

2 days ago + 35181 REBLOG WHAT THE FUCKpornstacheOITNBthis shit is crazy

catsbeaversandducks:

Don’t Be Sad, Look At These Baby Ducks

If you didn’t already know, baby ducks are pretty much precious little nuggets of joy. They have been clinically proven to cure depression and disease and all other problems because they are perfect.For now we will cure your sadness. In order to do so, you simply have to look at the following pictures of them. It’s an intense journey. Prepare yourself.

All the cuteness via BuzzFeed

3 days ago + 323627 REBLOG fluffy things

So after talking to my future roommates, there is a Sam, Samm, and a Sammy. Yeahhhhhh, alright. 

4 days ago REBLOG why did they do this to us?orion on orpington

I just got my roommate assignment for next year and my roommates are ALL named Samantha. 

4 days ago + 1 REBLOG I SHIT YOU NOT
Lips and liner 💄

Lips and liner 💄

5 days ago + 3 REBLOG my face